{"id":1232,"date":"2026-03-28T09:22:27","date_gmt":"2026-03-28T15:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/?p=1232"},"modified":"2026-03-28T09:34:25","modified_gmt":"2026-03-28T15:34:25","slug":"the-cornhole-killer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/2026\/03\/28\/the-cornhole-killer\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cornhole Killer?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee is arrested for murder<\/a>. Unlike \u201cFlorida Man,\u201d  here is a headline you don\u2019t get to see everyday. Admit it, you had to read that headline twice, didn’t you?<\/p>\n

At the age of 10 he contracted some bacterial infection resulting in amputation of all limbs to makeing sure to remove the infection. He later became very good at cornhole to the point of championship titles. <\/p>\n

According to the news story he was invovled in a disagreement with friends he was driving around. Shot one of them, then asked the others to help him slide the body out of his car. They refused and fled the scene in what I\u2019m sure was some shit they were still trying to process. <\/p>\n

Out of all the questions running through your mind, first and foremost is probably, \u201cHow can he fire a weapon?\u201d I present to you, Exhibit A: His YouTube Video.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Your chances of getting murdered by a quadruple amputee cornhole champion are low, but never zero.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1231,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"The Cornhole Killer?","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[659,660,164],"class_list":["post-1232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-cornhole","tag-murder","tag-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Image-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1232"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1237,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions\/1237"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}