{"id":1417,"date":"2026-10-22T08:13:43","date_gmt":"2026-10-22T14:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/2026\/10\/22\/new-basilweb-salary-increase\/"},"modified":"2026-10-22T08:13:43","modified_gmt":"2026-10-22T14:13:43","slug":"new-basilweb-salary-increase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/2026\/10\/22\/new-basilweb-salary-increase\/","title":{"rendered":"New BasilWeb Salary Increase!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"241\" height=\"523\" src=\"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/img_2026-10-22-081028.png\" class=\"wp-image-1416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/img_2026-10-22-081028.png 241w, https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/img_2026-10-22-081028-138x300.png 138w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 241px) 100vw, 241px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Imagine my surprise when I woke up one morning and saw I was getting a raise! Upon further inspection, it was for <em>all<\/em> my employees at BasilWeb. Oh. Wait. I have no employees. Boo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nice try, Satan. Not today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not today, Satan!<\/p>\n<p>Another amusing \u201cemail\u201d from\u2026 me?<\/p>\n<p>More on my Corner, which really is from me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1416,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[316],"tags":[738,410],"class_list":["post-1417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","tag-scam","tag-spam"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/img_2026-10-22-081028.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1417\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}