{"id":535,"date":"2023-01-06T08:16:31","date_gmt":"2023-01-06T15:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/2023\/01\/06\/teslation\/"},"modified":"2023-01-06T08:16:31","modified_gmt":"2023-01-06T15:16:31","slug":"teslation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/2023\/01\/06\/teslation\/","title":{"rendered":"Teslation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>NOUN-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A general decrease in the valuation of your company when your main boy thinks he can buy and run another company &#8211; but instead fucks it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2023\/01\/06\/1146941980\/tesla-shares-elon-musk-twitter-electric-cars\" target=\"_blank\">NPR is reporting<\/a> that Tesla stock not only lost 65% of its value in 2022, but 12% in a single day in 2023. Also provides four reasons why. Here are my four.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1. Elon Musk. General fuckery.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2. Elon Musk. Banning accounts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3. Elon Musk. Unbanning accounts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4. Elon Musk. Bitch can\u2019t even pay his rent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I know it\u2019s probably going to recover that and then some as most stocks do. But, damn. Until then I\u2019ll just sit back and enjoy the shit-show. It\u2019s nice to watch a good crash and burn without being in the goddamned thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NOUN- A general decrease in the valuation of your company when your main boy thinks he can buy and run another company &#8211; but instead fucks it. NPR is reporting that Tesla stock not only lost 65% of its value in 2022, but 12% in a single day in 2023. Also provides four reasons why. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[263,265,264,50],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-elon-musk","tag-fuckery","tag-tesla","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}