Seen on the internet recently. \u201cI find atheists confusing. It’s like going to a restaurant and believing there’s no cook in the back.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To which, an Elle Pohl, Me bless her soul, allegedly responded, \u201cIt’s like going to a resteraunt (sic) and ordering food, but it doesn’t come. And the waiter tells you to keep ordering because the cook will hear you and your order will come. But it’s been hours and your food still hasn’t shown up and the waiter tells you you’re not ordering hard enough. And also sometimes the waiter is inappropriate with kids.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This wins the internet for the day. Bonus points: the waiter being inappropriate with kids is a super tasty icing on the cake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Someone trying to come up with an analogy for atheism just got owned. Bonus points for working in kid-diddling priests.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[202],"tags":[342,341,343],"class_list":["post-616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion","tag-analogy","tag-atheist","tag-kid-diddling-priests"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=616"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":617,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616\/revisions\/617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}