{"id":774,"date":"2023-08-09T17:27:45","date_gmt":"2023-08-10T00:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/?p=774"},"modified":"2023-08-09T20:08:32","modified_gmt":"2023-08-10T03:08:32","slug":"that-awkward-flight-home-when-you-know-youre-wife-wants-you-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/2023\/08\/09\/that-awkward-flight-home-when-you-know-youre-wife-wants-you-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"That Awkward Flight Home When You Know Your Wife Wants You Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You head of the Georgia mom who is accused of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/atlanta\/news\/georgia-woman-charged-in-bahamas-murder-for-hire-plot-against-husband-released-on-bail\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">plotting to kill her husband<\/a> while in the Bahamas?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Couple thoughts. For starters, the court let her out on bond, but she must stay in the Bahamas. Well fuck. That\u2019s the worst punishment they could think of? I kid. I kid. I know. Innocent until proven guilty, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speaking of proven guilty, defense lawyer\u2019s main strategy is to say the only proof they have is a text message and that won\u2019t cut it. And if they win? Goddamn. Wouldn\u2019t that be the most awkward flight home? I\u2019d ask for a seat by the emergency door with parachute in hand. And some no-doze. I ain\u2019t going to sleep with a wife that wanted to kill me nearby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You head of the Georgia mom who is accused of plotting to kill her husband while in the Bahamas? Couple thoughts. For starters, the court let her out on bond, but she must stay in the Bahamas. Well fuck. That\u2019s the worst punishment they could think of? I kid. I kid. I know. Innocent until [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[164,430],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-news","tag-plot"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":777,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions\/777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.basilweb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}