Wooly Mice
Have we learned nothing from Jurassic Park? Scientists who are Fucking around are getting ever so closer to the Find Out. They genetically modified mice with qualities of the extinct woolly mammoth in hopes of doing the same with some Asian elephants to eventually be release into the arctic.
Just look at those things! Appears one already has chunks bitten out of its ear for fuck’s sake. In the words of Dr. Malcolm, “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” Personally, I’d rather focus on the saber tooth koala. We’d at least have a better chance at outrunning those things once they got out of hand and broke free of their cages.
This can’t end well. But they do like kind of cute.