Is this Prison Rules, as in, after finishing up a game of Spin-The-Bottle, the loser gets the bottle shoved up his ass while the stuffer yells, “PRISON RULES, BIATCH?” Or does this imply that living in prison is the absolute best, as in, it rules? After spending an evening in a jail cell at the […]
I saw this meme on facebook. Reminded me of a childhood memory. Circa 1980 my paternal grandparents, known to us as Grandpa and Grandma Basil, took us out to eat at this restaurant called Tin Pan Alley, in Bradenton, Florida. I was a very finicky eater as a child. So when he ordered the buffet […]
Know what I can’t stand? Corned beef. You know the Go-Fucking-To lucky meal of the holiday. Besides haggis. Tried it once. Corned beef, not haggis. You’ll never get me to try haggis. I sometimes like to say, “I’ll try anything once!” But no. As my wife is fond of saying, “That’s the exception that proves the rule.” And if you know my wife, she never says that. In fact, she hates when I say it.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Gp7HwwM6s Got into a fight this morning with a tarantula. I hate spiders.
We adopted this little dog over the weekend; it’s a mix between Terrier and a rat (Chihuahua). One of our goals for the new house is to get a dog and cat (the cat is for me). We’re half way to that goal now. When we returned home for the day a couple days ago, […]