Archive for the ‘news’ Category

This is Elonald’s America Now!

A story from the Associated Press gives us some insight into what these next four years are going to deliver. A former Marine questions the citizenship status of a man of color (Pacific Islander, it turns out) and allegedly attempts to strangle him. He’s right about one thing – this is Trump’s America now. But […]

It’s a Dog-Eat-Dog World Out There!

Goddamn it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. Like we didn’t already know this. Albertsons had tried pimpin itself out to Kroger for the last 2 years because, let’s face it, they suck and will have to file for bankruptcy. Albertsons thought they had secured Kroger to buy them. 2 years later just when it looked […]

Couple Visits Every Texas Roadhouse and Realizes It’s Just as Shitty as the Last One

Virginia couple spends retirement eating average steaks, forcing some Florida Man, I’m sure, to reconsider.

My Thoughts on Newspaper Endorsements

Been a bunch of whining about newspapers not endorsing candidates. I rate endorsements like my morning defecation – they mean just as much to me.

Epic Build Battle – WBAMC vs El Paso VAHCS

My local Veterans Administration will be breaking ground on their new hospital next week. Expected to be a 492,996 square foot medical center, it will be built next to the existing William Beaumont Army Medical Center (WBAMC) with a scheduled completion date in 2028. Clark Construction has been awarded the contract. Until 2021, both EP […]