Archive for the ‘news’ Category

Wooly Mice

Have we learned nothing from Jurassic Park? Scientists who are Fucking around are getting ever so closer to the Find Out.

A Spoon’s Worth of Plastic

The latest news in microplastics found in the body have weighed in at a “spoon’s worth of plastic.” Because, anything but the metric system, right? Personally, I’m waiting for the the Banana’s worth of plastic. This current observation is twice as much as what was reported in 2016. Full story on my corner.

It’s a Dog-Eat-Dog World Out There!

Goddamn it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. Like we didn’t already know this. Albertsons had tried pimpin itself out to Kroger for the last 2 years because, let’s face it, they suck and will have to file for bankruptcy. Albertsons thought they had secured Kroger to buy them. 2 years later just when it looked […]

Couple Visits Every Texas Roadhouse and Realizes It’s Just as Shitty as the Last One

Virginia couple spends retirement eating average steaks, forcing some Florida Man, I’m sure, to reconsider.

My Thoughts on Newspaper Endorsements

Been a bunch of whining about newspapers not endorsing candidates. I rate endorsements like my morning defecation – they mean just as much to me.