Archive for October 2024

Starbucks Not Doing So Well – I’ll tell you why.

Starbucks turned the public on to buying single servings of coffee that were vastly superior to the Maxwell House, Folgers, and Farmer Brothers coffee that brewed through the average Americans’ Mr. Coffees every morning. But they don’t stand a chance against a truly good cup of coffee. In these next few articles I’ll explain why and introduce my Bs of Coffee.

Tushy’s Taint Tidier

Tired of my bum acting like the human crayon when wiping, I tested the waters of Tushy’s Fresh Bidet. It changed my world.

My Thoughts on Newspaper Endorsements

Been a bunch of whining about newspapers not endorsing candidates. I rate endorsements like my morning defecation – they mean just as much to me.

A Tale of Two iPhones

Had some issues with having 2 iPhones using the same Apple ID. Voicemail and text messages combining. Hotspot passwords automatically changing to the other phone’s password. Getting an Android for one of the lines fixed all the issues plus saved me $100/month by switching carriers.

Fuck a Smart TV

Where I sing the praises of Smart TVs.