Your Body Will Never Be Found by Jeff Strand – 5/5
Jeff Strand, Bram Stoker and Splatterpunk award winning author, has released his most depraved novel yet – YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND. Said to have been written in the vein of PRESSURE, MY PRETTIES, and BRING HER BACK, this novel certainly begins there. But that is where the similarities end. The story reaches that previously set line pretty quick, then punts it into next week.
Some will no doubt say Jeff has crossed the line and that is fine. This story is not for everyone. In fact the first page plainly tells you “WARNING This is an unpleasant book.” Filled with Jeff’s usual humor and more than his usual gruesomeness, we can all laugh while sucking our thumbs, and rock back and forth in the fetal position while chanting the words of Willa, “We ain’t right.”