Archive for the ‘news’ Category

Hot Tunnels Under the City Street?

A lady falls into an open manhole after exiting her vehicle. Falls 10 feet and dies. But not from the fall. Medical examiner “determined she died as a result of scald burns with inhalational thermal injury, along with blunt force injury to her chest.”   Scald burns with inhalational thermal injury. What. The Fuck. Why […]

Kristi Noem’s Husband Caught Cross Dressing?

  Say it ain’t so! As far as I can tell, originating from across the pond on a sketchy at best, but usually containing some grain of truth, Daily Mail UK reports (NSFW) that ICE Barbie’s husband, Bryon Noem has been caught red-handed with his proverbial hand in the cookie jar, and they’ve got the […]

The Cornhole Killer?

Your chances of getting murdered by a quadruple amputee cornhole champion are low, but never zero.

How to get out of a Ticket?

You heard about the incident where the police pulled over a vehicle for making a U-turn in an unauthorized area? Turns out it was one of those new-fangled autonomous vehicles. The officer couldn’t write a ticket because there is no block to check for “robot.” That got me to thinking. That could be an easy […]

What’s with all this Cracker Barrel Hate?

I don’t get it. A logo change? Personally I can’t stand the restaurant and ever since I was a grown-ass adult I have never stepped foot into one. My mom loves it. As a kid it was a rare luxury to be able to eat at any dine-in restaurant. Mostly it was a McDonald’s or […]