RIP Jerry Springer

NPR is reporting that Jerry Springer has died.

Whenever I thought I had a fucked up life, I’d just turn on the Jerry Springer Show and he’d show me that naaaa, I had nothing on this person of the day. Every. Single. Show. Was some other person with a way more fucked up life than me.

He’d have Steve Wilkos stand between two fighters, but only after enough suitable punches had landed or hair had been pulled. And then he’d offer some sage advice and tell us to love one another.