That Awkward Flight Home When You Know Your Wife Wants You Dead
You head of the Georgia mom who is accused of plotting to kill her husband while in the Bahamas?
Couple thoughts. For starters, the court let her out on bond, but she must stay in the Bahamas. Well fuck. That’s the worst punishment they could think of? I kid. I kid. I know. Innocent until proven guilty, right?
Speaking of proven guilty, defense lawyer’s main strategy is to say the only proof they have is a text message and that won’t cut it. And if they win? Goddamn. Wouldn’t that be the most awkward flight home? I’d ask for a seat by the emergency door with parachute in hand. And some no-doze. I ain’t going to sleep with a wife that wanted to kill me nearby.